| Indian Chief
"Two Eagles" was asked by a white U.S. government official, "Chief,
you have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his
wars and his technological advances. You seen his progress and
the damage he's done."
The Chief nodded in agreement.
The official continued,
"Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white
man go wrong?"
The Chief stared at the
government official, then replied, "When white man find land,
Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty
beaver, clean water, women did all the work, medicine man free,
Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing, all night having sex."
Then the Chief leaned back
and smiled, "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve
system like that."
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